ask-glados-anything:

glados stans turn into people who can’t show affection besides gently bullying their s/o

glados stans turn into people who can’t show affection besides gently bullying their s/o

ask-glados-anything:

 Oh, you're bringing me down to my knees, 
First I'm your predator then your prey, 
Give me your love and then take it away.. 

- Number Thirteen by Nothing but Thieves

The Aperture Science Enrichment Center would like to inform you that the amdim of this account is running their own etsy shop and should… bee… realizing some new holiday items in their shop.

Given having been absent for nine nine nine …nine… nine… -BZZT-.

Excuse me.

Given their return, they would like to share a test run of one of the items coming to their business in the month of December with all of our Aperture Science employees and/or subjects.

They’d like to call it…

a beenie.

Reminder that this was a test run. A more finished version will be coming shortly. Thank you for receiving this transmission.

raevenlywrites:

thegirlthatsdancingintherain:

make a cake to find out what you are missing in life

HOLY SHIT

ask-glados-anything:

who was she ?
a friend i condemned.

inevitablyuncertain:

lesbian-loki:

I am fluent

adhdbun:

theyre on a date

givemeunicorns:

weepingwilo:

mikekingvividkonception:

volatilequeen:

The distractions…

Shit is crazy out here

I swear I was just talking to my mom about how no one is talking about Flint anymore as if the water problem has ceased. Smdh

Hey guys here are some places still taking donations!

Help for Flint

Life USA

United Way

Community Foundation of Greater Flint

Save the Children

OOC: since noone’s taken the rp ask baits, i figure i can post stuff about my shop atm haha this’ll be on my shop by the end of the day :)

tinybed:

ahhhh!!!! ooooooh!!!! oh noooo!!!!! eeeeeek!!!!!! oooooooo!!!!!! omg

parismemes:

_{send 🎯 + a headcanon you have of my muse, and i’ll tell you how accurate it is to my portrayal.}